I have a very bad tailor called Bob.
He is so bad in fact, that I have given up and bought myself a sewing machine. It is called Butterfly and is a new Chinese copy of a Singer sewing machine of ca 1870, with a foot pedal- perfect for here with my temperamental generator.
The problem is that I really like Bob- I have known him from the very start here. He is badly off and I have tried to give him work. But finally I decided the quality was just too bad.